Come On Down to McPeople’s Trading Post!
Aye, I’m ready for the coming demand for sweet roasted long pig and succulent hairless goat! Pick from our wide variety of “piggies” at work in the wheat fields & vegetable gardens along with any three-veggie sides while you’re there (Free Bread W/ every order!). Our expert team of pork wranglers will capture and hog-tie your choice in under 15mins or your veggies are free! Quench you thirst at our steam powered artesian well or have a quick before dinner shower while you’re here. If you’re in a hurry at least be sure to visit our world renown mulching toilets and take a squat. Are you squeamish about butchering your own “little piggies”? Let us do the dirty work and enjoy only the finest cuts of your purchase neatly package in either brine or dry salted wrap.
“After a long month of plundering the weak you deserve a break today at McPeople’s”
I’m taking applications until Dec. 2010.
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