Clearly it's an elaborate conspiracy. In fact, EVERY college in the country world forces you to take a secret class called "Modern Conspiracy Theory". It's where you learn the truth about all kinds of things that you never really understood as a kid. Get ready to have your world rocked.
This is one of the more basic conspiracies; you learn about it in the first few weeks of class.
Crusty VGchartz old timer who sporadically returns & posts. Let's debate nebulous shit and expand our perpectives. Or whatever.







