I curse the game and the console. Then, I look menacingly at the game, and put it into it's case. Then, I play a rival game and taunt the first game, saying things really loud so that the first game can hear me : "Yeah, Splinter Cell. Metal Gear Solid is WAY more fun! I'm glad you messed up, so now I can play a REAL man's game!".
Usually, after I mentally abuse the game enough, it doesn't mess up again.








