LOL funny thread!
England should annex Burgundy, Helvetia, The Kingdom of Aragon, The Byzantine Emp. and the Teutonic Knights. 'Why?', you ask. Because it would be awesome, that's why! :D
And Wallachia (we need this guy on our team for added greatness)....

Vlad III (Count Dracula)! That'd be great lol :D
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