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Aj_habfan said:
Holy schnike, what a bitch. I wonder how she thought things would have worked out if he lived.

"Oh of course I forgive you honey.  You know how I get when I have an un-charred penis.  My horribly charred penis will belong only to you forever now.  Let's just forget about all this and renew our vows in Tahiti."