I love torrents and newsgroups
they give me free porn
or I'd be confused and filled with rage
just like Jason Bourne
I love wireless stuff
cause I hate wires
wires keep giving me guff
making me want to start fires
I love you oh giant TV
you cost me lots of skrilla
but your 52"
lets me watch life sized Godzilla
I love you XBOX and Wii
not so much PS3
I cut down a tree
and it fell on my dick
Getting an XBOX One for me is like being in a bad relationship but staying together because we have kids. XBone we have 20000+ achievement points, 2+ years of XBL Gold and 20000+ MS points. I think its best we stay together if only for the MS points.
Nintendo Treehouse is what happens when a publisher is confident and proud of its games and doesn't need to show CGI lies for five minutes.
-Jim Sterling
