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What games have UGLY protagonists? All games have hot characters, it's just that the 12 year old male demographic that rules the industry with their wacky dreams has different ideas about what makes men and women hot. To make women hot, you give them giant balloons for tits and make them jiggle everywhere butt-naked, no exceptions. To make men hot, you make them bald, give them superhuman strength with cybernetic implants, and make them so tough and badass that they can single-handedly save the universe with nothing but a gun and some elbow grease. I call this character Fabio Schwarzaneggar. He's in most games.

Personally, I'm waiting for a game with a horribly disfigured protagonist that hides in the shadows and doesn't want anybody to see their ugly face.