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megaman79 on 28 December 2008
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Pyro as Bill said:

Wii Tennis
Rackets are replaced with giant clubs with spikes on them. The ball is the head of the previous losers Mii. Miis are replaced with alien marine robots. Gamespot 9/10

Wii Bowling
The pins are now enemy drug barons that you must destroy with an ancient bomb from your homeworld. Miis are replaced with alien marine robots. 1-up 10/10

Wii Fit
Skijump is replaced with the magic space warp drive which you must levitate through to reach a far way galaxy to save from alien overlords. Miis are replaced with alien marine robots.

 

alien marine robots? what?

Anyway Wiifit, naked yoga instructor with generous toned breasts and ass. Running, stalker edition, chase a girl till you catch her and hot coffee her.

Your in the Porno Movies, self explanatory (japanese edition is banned worldwide except in japan)

 



“When we make some new announcement and if there is no positive initial reaction from the market, I try to think of it as a good sign because that can be interpreted as people reacting to something groundbreaking. ...if the employees were always minding themselves to do whatever the market is requiring at any moment, and if they were always focusing on something we can sell right now for the short term, it would be very limiting. We are trying to think outside the box.” - Satoru Iwata - This is why corporate multinationals will never truly understand, or risk doing, what Nintendo does.