Wuss. Last time a random internet girl was that desperate and totally stalking me I just put my wang in her for a couple years until I caught her doing it to the next guy. Got me a couple years of sex practice in there, and honed my skillz. That's what internet hoochies are there for dammit! And she bought me the Calvin and Hobbes complete anthology box, so I think I won.
Where in Cali is she?












