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Darc Requiem said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
If anybody wants to get out of Midgar, save the game, and mail me the game and a memory card, I have a PS1 somewhere around here, and if I can find the plugs and a controller I'll totally play the game for another 2-3 hours post-Midgar.

Or you can come to Oakland, play the first few hours of the game while reading any important dialogue out loud to me while I play something awesome like Tetris, and then pass me the controller when the game gets good, we can do that too.

 

 

What's the point. Final Fantasy VII is terrible. Even beyond Midgar the game is a joke.

He might like the part where Cloud dresses up in drag to seduce a creepy fat casino boss.

That might get him until you save Aeris from the scientist who tries to force her to commit beastality... because apparently he hasn't learned that cats can't impreggnate people.

Or up to where you find out Sepiroth just has a big Oedipus complex.

Man that game was messed up.