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If anybody wants to get out of Midgar, save the game, and mail me the game and a memory card, I have a PS1 somewhere around here, and if I can find the plugs and a controller I'll totally play the game for another 2-3 hours post-Midgar.

Or you can come to Oakland, play the first few hours of the game while reading any important dialogue out loud to me while I play something awesome like Tetris, and then pass me the controller when the game gets good, we can do that too.