Pope: Gayness as dangerous as the rainforest being destroyed.

[Onyxmeth]

Comrade Tovya said:

Onyxmeth said:

Tremble said:
The clothes were kept safe! What do u think, it's jesus clothes! They're in a dark room, with a certain temperature etc etc etc

How do they know it's Jesus' clothes and not just some random clothing from 2000 years ago? Did Jesus write his name on his Wranglers so everyone knew they were his and not to use them?

 

 

They don't know.. it's just wishful thinking. 

It's not like he left us a DNA sample to compare any articles that are found.

It's all just bogus.

I would have also taken the answer that Jesus is so pimpin that he could turn liquids around and around into whatever, so that "Jesus blood" on his clothes could have just been some Malt Liquor or Merlot. Jesus only drank the best from his pimp cup. Plus you know, Jesus' blood is just Merlot anyways, just like my Grandmother's, that poor old drunk, so obviously it couldn't have been AB blood type. Everyone knows Merlot is O positive.