Pope: Gayness as dangerous as the rainforest being destroyed.

[The Ghost of RubangB]

Onyxmeth said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
Gayness is only strictly forbidden in Leviticus, and I highly doubt you take any other sentence in that book seriously. If you do take Leviticus seriously in the year 2008, then I'm sure you're aware that gayness is the same abomination as girls with short hair and guys with long hair, or the same abomination as girls wearing their hair down instead of up.

Oh cool. You know about the banished stuff. What else was on that list? Wasn't jerking off and premarital wet humping on there too?

Oh, I'm just quoting Leviticus.  I think those passages are in order even.  "A man lying with another man is tehovah" is followed by "a woman having short hair is tehovah."  People have argued over what "tehovah" means for years, and it can be something as tame as "unclean" or something as evil as "AN ABOMINATION."  Either way, the gay part is the only one haters want to believe these days, meaning that to them G-d only meant one passage per book?

The only masturbation part would be the story of Onan, but that's about an old law about a man being forced to impregnate his brother's wife if the brother died without getting her pregnant.  Onan was following the law and boning his dead brother's widow, but had a change of heart, whipped it out, wanked off, and came on the floor.  G-d personally killed him, instead of killing him through a go-between in any way.  But I'd view that as more of a "disobeying G-d's law about dead brother's wife-boning" than "masturbating."  It did give us the word "onanism" for masturbation, which lead to ONAN THE BARBARIAN.