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Jackson50 said:
Onyxmeth said:
The Ghost of RubangB said:
Gayness is only strictly forbidden in Leviticus, and I highly doubt you take any other sentence in that book seriously. If you do take Leviticus seriously in the year 2008, then I'm sure you're aware that gayness is the same abomination as girls with short hair and guys with long hair, or the same abomination as girls wearing their hair down instead of up.

Oh cool. You know about the banished stuff. What else was on that list? Wasn't jerking off and premarital wet humping on there too?

 

Actually, masturbation is not mentioned in either the Old or New Testament. The specific chapter in Leviticus (18) that you are referring mentions incest, homosexuality, and child sacrafice. The one chapter that may reference masturbation, Leviticus 15, does not label it a sin. In regards to premarital wet humping...I have no idea.

 

The Legos gave me my answers. It seems there's very little religious tolerance in the Bible. Masturbation is merely a shower and a few hours and you'll be clean again. I don't know what chicks are doing though. They are screwing up their chances at getting into heaven. They're supposed to be taking two doves to the priest after every menstrual cycle so he can sacrifice them. Fucking noobs these women are.

 



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