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d21lewis said:
Black man pumping your rear and calling you Maria? You normally have to commit a felony for that kind of attention!

I knew Zapp would have some advice.

The funny thing is that Maria was my first high school sweetheart... I'm flattered, in a completely gay sort of way.

 




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