The Wii eats a Wii sports copy and starts the party (bars are all about parties). 360 calls some friends and start a co-op LAN party. PS3 morphs like a Power Rangers robot and starts playing some BR movies on mega-hyper-ultra-super HD mode.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."