My GF calls me up yesterday, says she drew her boss in the secret Santa. He said he wanted Wine and Cheese on the cheat sheet... "What should I get?"
I say, "Why call me? Why do you think I would know?"
She answers, "You know a little bit about everything."
"Get him a Cab and a Camembert..."
"Thanks."
I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.