I think I can summarize pretty much everything he said, actually. "I want things to happen this way so they will! As long as you ignore all the facts and just focus on my interpretation of reality based on what I want, you'll see that I'm totally right!"
...Yeah, I really do hope this guy is posting these articles as a joke. Or at least that nobody is actually paying him to write them, because they fail pretty badly even as satire.
Sky Render - Sanity is for the weak.