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I'm sick of rehashes and remakes. Why can't developers push the limits of imagination and make things that are truly badass?

Why can't they make a game where you're a fornicating priest who's had one too many nuns that's been caught by the inquisition and you have to run away using your purple surfboard, beating off the inquisitors with hellfire candlesticks?

Why can't they make a game about cyborg mutant rats that have laser blades for arms and radioactive pellets spit out from their noses?

Why can't they make a game about a race of super liquid metal machines fighting against overripe nuclear powered marshmallow men?

 

Why can't they make a game about cricket? for god's sake.

 

I should totally be a game developer.