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I'm just going to tell you right now, you're a man now so you can handle this. Kill yourself, cut up and down, not side to side (if that helps, I dunno how you want to do it.) Your best days are behind you, now it's just a slow monotonous march to the grave. Happy birthday you poor poor bastard.



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