So a Wii, Ps3, and a Xbox 360 all walk into the bar.
The Wii whips it out and the 360 and PS3 laugh at how small the "Wii" is. The 360 and PS3 then turn on each other and get in a violent argument about who has the biggest package. While they beat the hell out of each other, the Wii scores with all the ladies in the house and proves, once and for all, that size doesn't really matter -- It's all in the controller.








