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Well ok here's an example of what I'm talking about, I'm not going to say your like my roomate at all, cuz it's not quite like that, but this is kinda what I'm talking about.

My roomate starts a file on Bioshock, because I loved that game :P And was like dude, you so have to play this!

My roomate is a self proclaimed gamer, although he REALLY REALLY isn't. So he starts and mentions the fact that the water is really good looking in that opening scene. Ok cool, good notice :P He goes down the bubble thing, and there's a scene where some messed up chick slaughters this poor guy, proceeds to hop onto your transportation, and rip a whole through the top!!! I was looking at the screen just as this sequence started, and his dumbass had his camera looking at the floor somewhere, so I was like... ummm wtf? His dumbass is texting someone @_@ /slap dude! Pay attention!

Oh yeah yeah...
DUDE!! there are like flashing lights and shit above you, your not even curious?
"huh" *looks*

Another scene is where these doors open up, and there's this mutilated corpse on the wall, and it's got some cryptic message written in blood all over the place :P, Well, without spending literally 2 seconds to look at it, he just kinda runs in and goes off to the right. DUDE!@#$!@#!@#$%^!@$@$# FOR GOD'S SAKE LOOK AT THE STUFF IN THIS GAME, IT'S FRIGGIN IMPORTANT!@#$!@#$@#$@#$

"Huh? What did I miss?"
"WHAT DID YOU MISS??? HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THAT?"
"See what?"
"THAT DISGUSTING PILE OF AWESOME ALL OVER THE PLACE"
"Dude! Oh shit I missed that!"
"%TQ@#$%@#$%!@#$!@#$!@#@#^^!@#$!@#$!@#$!@#$!@$!@#^@#:"

It's like he didn't get the game at all LOL He didn't allow himself to immerse in the world that the game was obviously TRYING to give to him xD

He runs through area's in survival horror games, never that slow uneasy walk.... he skips the story/leveling up in rpg's and just try's to complete the game as fast as he can. He just... doesn't necessarily appreciate the titles for what they COULD be offering.

I'm thinking Uncharted maybe just wasn't for your tastes :P But it's one of my most appreciated games this generation ^^



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