Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

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xtastemyvenom said:

Got this in my email, thought I'd share =]

 

Christmas Carols For the Disturbed 
 
1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 
 
2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 
 
3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 
 
4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 
 
5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets 
and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and..... 
 
6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 
 
7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 
 
8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna cry, I'm Gonna' >Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 
 
9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy ,.......oh look at 
the froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away 
 
10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, 
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ..............

Haha. Funny stuff.