The_vagabond7 on 09 December 2008
What I would do...does she have pets? Kill her pets, really just one of them. But make sure she finds it, and knows it was you but can't prove it. Then she'll know you'd do anything for her, even make a necklace out of tiny cat teeth, then she's yours for the tapping (that means jab it into the bottom and push the button until beer comes out, but that's just a euphemism for good clean missionary style, no need to get crazy, friends.)
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