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I actually hate Christmas. Our vacations all happen at the same time so I get to see my extended family, which is the only good part. I'm not a pagan, a Christian, or a rampaging consumer, so no matter how I look at it, the holiday is just a big hassle that gets in my way. And I'm always kind of insulted when people pick one month out of the year to be nice, when they're gonna be assholes for the other 11 months.