I would ask for some
Cheap high quality HW that anyone can buy, is easy and cheap to develop for, can be made for 49 dollars, has no side effects, is compatible with all TVs, is fully customozable, has incredible graphics/physics, compability with any console ever made, and has a limited edition version that is given only to me and that grants wishes, but without corruping any of them. Only I can wish with it.
It is 1 console, thus 1 wish.
http://www.vgchartz.com/games/userreviewdisp.php?id=261
That is VGChartz LONGEST review. And it's NOT Cute Kitten DS