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I didn't learn anything like that in 5th grade. I remember that I learned:

1. Talk to people every day if you want them to consider you a friend, even if you have nothing to say. Just say hello.

2. Atoms are small particles that make up everything

3. Long division

4. How to construct grammatically correct sentences

5. Most people are idiots by their own choosing, and will probably not change. Don't try to change them, but unfortunately you cannot avoid them, but you can keep them from being good friends by only talking to them occasionally.

We never learned any bull shit about horses sleeping or tertiary colors.