You know what's hardcore? Playing Mario even when a bunch of douche nozzles are telling you it's kiddy. Shoot a star bit right in their eye.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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