I always assumed Nintendo's secret involved human sacrifices to some demon living under Myamoto's house. Probaby looks a bit like Pkiachu, but with fangs and eats children.
Kind of like what always happened in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Unless Wolfram & Heart is their PR firm, then it would be like an episode of Angel.
Yet, today, America's leaders are reenacting every folly that brought these great powers [Russia, Germany, and Japan] to ruin -- from arrogance and hubris, to assertions of global hegemony, to imperial overstretch, to trumpeting new 'crusades,' to handing out war guarantees to regions and countries where Americans have never fought before. We are piling up the kind of commitments that produced the greatest disasters of the twentieth century.
— Pat Buchanan – A Republic, Not an Empire
