Thrillers:
Black guys always die, and killers are always white.
If you are a girl and are about to have sex, you will die.
You will always split up a group in smaller ones so the killer can hunt you and kill you without effort.
All killers are impervious to bullet shots, unless it's a headshot after the last scare. Sometimes even that is not enough.
A guy who lives alone in a cabin in the wilderness is a maniac killer.
Hitch-hicking will kill you, because the guy you picked up is a killer.
When the killer calls in the night, he's always inside the house, but no one can hear him save on the telephone.
Action Movies:
If you fire a bullet in a car, it will explode, even when the engine in not running.
If the protagonist is hit by a car, he will survive.
No child hostage ever dies.
The terrorists will always pause for a speech before delivering the killing blow to the protagonist, which enables him to counter-attack and kill them.
Martial arts always win, even if the other guy has a gun.
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