It's funny, because all the courts, the White House, and congress said they needed to see is the short form one, which was verified by the state of Hawaii.
All three branches, both major parties, and a state government would have to be conspiring. But you say this isn't a conspiracy theory. You could be right, maybe they are but call it what it is. If it is that big of a conspiracy, then it's going to happen anyway so why bother?
You can mince words over and over about the authenticity of the Certificate, unreliable testimony, or the meaning of the H:HoD's statement, but the fact of the matter is, on Friday the Supreme Court will be in closed chambers laughing at the conspiracy theorists. (Except Clarence Thomas)
No one has to show YOU anything.
I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.
