Heres another one
About 7 am on August 25th 1998, thirty-six year old Mrs Sarah Jenson
started her period. By the time she arrived at work an hour later, she
had started to experience a chronic itching sensation in her crotch.
Sarah worked as an advisor in a call centre and had recently
received a final warning about her poor attendance record. To keep her
job, she tried to ignore the itch and got on with answering customers
calls.
At 11:25am she reported to her boss that she suffering from
severe abdominal pain and it was only when she collapsed in her own
vomit that he called for an ambulance. She was admitted to the Lincoln
Hospital, Texas where doctors discovered that her vagina was greatly swollen
and her labia had distended to three times normal size. Whilst cleaning
the inflamed area, a tampon was found and it was sent away for analysis.
Suspecting Toxic Shock Syndrome, Sarah was kept under close observation
until her condition was no longer critical. One week later the Lab
results on the tampon arrived and doctors were baffled to find that it
contained traces of wasp venom. It transpires that Sarah was having an affair
with her aerobics instructor, and when her husband Mr Henry Jenson found out,
he was so enraged he wanted revenge. Knowing his wife was allergic to
insect stings, he purchased wasp venom through a biochemical company. He
lightly coated his wife s tampons with the venom, resealed the individual
wrappers and replaced them in their box. Mrs Jenson has filed for a
divorce and a case of grievously bodily harm. Mr Jenson is reported as saying,
"I just wanted her to have a swell time without me."
