Why do some people believe the big three just want our money?

[Comrade Tovya]

In a undisclosed boardroom in Kyoto, Japan, a top secret meeting took place between Kazuo Hirai, Shigeru Miyamoto, and Bill Gates, where they decided to stop fighting over profits, and decided to just make people happy. All individuals then decided that themselves and all of their employees would work for free, and institute a profit sharing system with console fanboys.

It was a great day for the gaming world, but a revolutionary day for mankind.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to run off and stop the Masons and Trilateral Commision from taking over the world.