Oh, does everyone else hate the Pats as much as me.
I considerably despise them, the lying cheating f**ckfaces.
Let me recap:
"Wooh! Going to the Supah Bowl! The Eagles!"
"Pats win 24-21."
A COUPLE OF YEARS LATER
"Pats are cheaters."
Maybe I hate them out of spite, maybe I-
No wait, it is spite.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you