They need to hire me!! I'm make a commercial where a guy comes home to his wife. He'd say ,"Honey, I hate to tell you this, but a while back....I cheated on you. I have AIDS and you probably have it too." She'd reply ,"What? But I loved you! How could you?" Then, she'd jump out of the window in despair and fall onto a parked car, dying instantly. Their young child would walk out of the bedroom and say "Dad....I'm hungry. Do we have any Hot Pockets?"
Then, the Xbox 360 logo would appear onscreen with the words "Jump In." under it.








