customer: "I'll have this 360 version of L4D please."
ssj12: "Why buy that? The PC version is much superior in graphics and online support. You can get it via Steam." ("Damn you, Valve, for not making a PS3 version. So I'll make sure the 360 version won't succeed.")
customer: "Ah, ok." (Returns the 360 version back to shelf)
ssj12: "Bwahahahahahaaa" (sinister laugh)