quigontcb on 21 August 2007
ookaze, I guess you're assuming they won't swarm and will attack one at a time or in pairs. Most semi-fit adults could fend off a great many 5 yr olds if they atracked like that. Aikido, karate, boxing, muay thai, judo, wresting, sambo, Navy SEAL, or whatever won't be much help if you've got dozens of hellions swarming you at once from every direction. I think Mike Tyson or Don "The Dragon" Wilson in their prime wouldn't fare well against legions of swarming brats.
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