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We know what's best for you, Nintendo!

Remember two or three years ago, when we said you should just give up and go third party? We know what we were talking about!

Or remember when we said all you had to do was make the successor to the N64 a disc-based system (aside from the expected power increase), and the developers and gamers would flock to you again? It worked for the Gamecube, right?



A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.

Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs