Do deathly and leathal farts count as a foreign object. You get to laying some serious farts around 5 year olds, and you will get them laughing. The laughter will by nature spread and turn into mass hysteria. With all of the kids laughing until they pass out or wet themselves, they would be either to uncomfortable to fight or unconcious from laughing.
Also the more kids the more the power of laughter you will have. Thus I conclude with a heavy diet of Taco Bell the day before, I could easily take on 5,000 5 year olds.







