Mummel, who is apparently the biggest, strongest, and maybe most experienced at actual fighting, is being far more reasonable than many of you. The one thing that may help some of your guesstimates is that, even if you're immobilized, a couple of 5 year olds would be hard pressed to be able to knock most any adult out. Perhaps if they were able to jump-stomp our heads or throats while we're on the ground, then they could ko us. The one day of training with the expert wouldn't help them any. Technique and proper mechanics takes a good bit of practice before it becomes second nature. If I were the expert, this is what I'd tell the kids "You've got one shot at this guy and if you blow it he'll destroy you. As soon as it begins surround him, swarm him, wrap up his feet and legs, take him to the ground, then start piling on him to keep him down, the have the others jumping on his face."
If the kids try to take us down with strikes, they will lose unless exhaustion gets us. If a few try takedowns, they will lose. That's why they would need to swarm the legs, pile up on our legs and we can't move and could be taken down more easily.
If I had to fight them I'd do a few things. I might try standing my ground if they weren't swarming. Then I'd stomp the first few through the floor(all hypothetical here). That should put some fear in their hearts and crush their confidence, making my job easier. If they tried to swarm I'd try and blow through them like a crazed elephant, going in a straight line through the pack. Rinse and repeat as long as possible.
Bottom line is that if the kids swarm the feet and legs, we'd all be goners. What a hell of a way to go lol.
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