Quartz on 25 November 2008
Get her to bounce on your ding-a-ling for good marks and for her the 'best teacher award'.
Actually she is 26 and you're 16? Hmm, there was a lot of fuss about that in the UK not long ago. Still, you could say to her...
" I'm going to have a wank about you tonight, and there is nothing you can do about it!"
Good to see this site is still going 
