Once I was beeing mugged while wasted. I kept laughing my ass off. The guy had a gun on my face and was like: "I`m serious motherf***r, gimme you f***ing wallet!" and I just kept laughing. Don`t know how I got out of that alive....
Quem disse que a boca é tua?
Qual é, Dadinho...?
Dadinho é o caralho! Meu nome agora é Zé Pequeno!