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kirby007 said:
Onyxmeth said:

In a chick's mouth. Before anyone calls me any names, I was piss drunk, getting a blowjob and I'm sure you can all figure out the rest.

that isn't considered weird is it?

It's weird because I wasn't in the bathroom or near the side of a building when I did it. Oh and because it got coughed back up onto my legs. So basically I pissed myself because of a backlash. I suppose that would be weirder if it was the toilet that did it to me, but I'm just a very tame person that doesn't go out of my way to piss in the oddest of locations, so chick's mouth is probably always going to be my story.

Edit: My brother once pissed inside of an NES cartridge storage box with the ridges when he was like 5. The oddest part was he took it into the bathroom to do it in.

 



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