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Just put me in charge, seriously, I'd set 'em straight.

First of all remove all unnecessary components in that box. People are paying for a PS3, not a power cable, av cable, ethernet, usb cable, controller, manual, box, polystyrene, Sony are essentially are giving them away for free. Only put a HDD in if the customer specifically says "can I have a *insert hd size here*", otherwise they're just asking for a PS3.

Do away with warranty, damned communists. If it fucks up, good, buy another and help the economy. Meanwhile, having no warranty would mean that we could skimp on hardware quality, saving teh dollaz. "What, you're PS3 is missing it's outer case" "No processor you say?", "Yeah, fuck off".

Turn game purchasing into a game of odds itself, only one in five game cases actually come with a manual, one in ten with a disc, and only one in fifteen won't be personally spit in by the cheapest prostitutes money can buy.

The PS3 would be pure profits, and I would be a hero, and I'd be knighted, and my username would become "Sir SamuelRSmith"... and I'd laugh, LAUGH.