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When I was 5, I got out of summer day camp, I asked my mom while we were having dinner at the "Clock Restaurant".

She answered, I didn't think about it again for 6 years.  If she hadn't answered I probably would have gotten some chick pregnant at 12.

Me: Mom, how are babies made?

Mom: A man put his penis in a woman's vagina

Censored for content.  Do not highlight, if you don't want to know what she said.

The end.



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.