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I like the way you think. The Wii is the most immersive murder simulator on the market. The funny looking Miis desensitize the unformed brains of hapless children. Parents beware the evils of Wii Sports!



"This is the deep-dish, delicious irony endured by the Nintendo stalwart: to see their platform of choice ascendant, even as their bright God turns his face away."

Tycho Brahe