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PETA is where hippies go to be violent and angry... when Greenpeace isn't accepting applications. Honestly, one of the stupidest organizations on the planet.

Hey, aren't we supposed to be getting our milk from human women by now? Another brilliant suggestion from PETA.


Here's to Slaughterhouse Mama: Ultra-Rare Steak Sandwich Edition.