| d21lewis said: 2 different friends of mine had sex with teachers. One, was already graduated from school. I dropped him off at the school. He went inside and called me after about 30 minutes. She wasn't HIS teacher, but it still counts. Mission accomplished! The other told me about the time his teacher met him after school (years ago), bought him beer, and drove him around. He said it was akward because her daughter was a couple of grades below him and he would see her in the halls and think about how he had sex with her mother! Both guys are cops! I haven't pulled off such an epic feat yet. |
Damn, I have never actually known someone who pulled something like that off.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers…Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. –Raoul Duke
It is hard to shed anything but crocodile tears over White House speechwriter Patrick Buchanan's tragic analysis of the Nixon debacle. "It's like Sisyphus," he said. "We rolled the rock all the way up the mountain...and it rolled right back down on us...." Neither Sisyphus nor the commander of the Light Brigade nor Pat Buchanan had the time or any real inclination to question what they were doing...a martyr, to the bitter end, to a "flawed" cause and a narrow, atavistic concept of conservative politics that has done more damage to itself and the country in less than six years than its liberal enemies could have done in two or three decades. -Hunter S. Thompson
