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cool48 said:
MrBubbles said:

practice with the fat ones and work your way up to the more difficult ones

Nonsense, you can only go down if you start with the fat ones.

Are you guys telling him to go down on the fat ones?

 

@ctk, chill out.  Everything will be fine.  At least you tried, and you won't feel bad for too long at all really.

One time I told a girl at a party she had a moustache and she slapped the fuck out of me.  Does that make you feel any better?

 

EDIT: And one time I asked a girl out without knowing she had a boyfriend.  But the difference was... I did it in front of her boyfriend.  And I'd been hanging out with both of them all night and didn't realize they were dating.  Everybody laughed at me and it was awesome and hilarious.