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The Ghost of RubangB said:

I haven't really had good experience with fruit pie yet. I'm sure there out there somewhere. I don't think everybody in the world can be that crazy. All my favorite pies are like... pumpkin pie, lemon merengue pie, and uh... cheesecake.

If apple pie is supposed to be the quintessential American food, then I guess America is a big lie. This isn't going off-topic. All these things relate to America.

I think America's strongest point is its musical exports (rock and roll, jazz, hip hop, the blues, R&B, gospel, Motown, John Cage, etc.), and its weakest points are its film exports, reality television, America-centric education and news, apple pie (and other foods), and bomb exports. We export a lot of crappy bombs to places that don't need them. It's kinda weird.

Film was invented in America, which was neat, but quickly monopolized and brought to a standstill, so all the good films for the next couple decades were from France, Germany, and the Soviet Union. Fucking Edison.

I'll give America props for inventing video games, the internet, Polaroid cameras, the integrated circuit, and the California roll. The idea to use avocado to replace fish when it was illegal to sell raw fish was rad.

The worst thing of all though is American toilets, and the fact that Americans don't clean their asses right. Dry paper? DRY PAPER? Hahahaha.

Pumpkin's are a fruit... scientifically speaking.